If today is my birthday, then I might have woken up early. I'll take my cold morning shower complete with all my daily rituals - from milk soap to strawberry yoghurt body scrub to anti-hair fall shampoo to gentle facial wash up to southern region wash. The works! And other vain rituals after that - all in the name of preserving and taking good care of my human body.
Then I'd wear my favorite white shorts and orange polo shirt and some old multi-colored sandals. After successfully combing my hair and gasping at the several strands of hair falling on the floor (I've said this before - shampoo TVCs are all lies), I'd tell my husband to have a pancake breakfast. Oh, the husband's fully groomed and shower-fresh already! He loves cold morning showers and I love it too. So, erase that naughty smile! It's called marriage and water-saving tip combined.
I love to cook but I don't really love washing the dishes after the slicing and cooking. And it's my birthday anyway! I'm entitled to a free pass. So off we go to devour pancakes and bacon and sausages.
After the mighty lard consumption, I would feel guilty. Then I would start thinking organic greens and fresh air. And since it's my birthday, the husband has no right to complain. He would just meekly obey me.
We're going to Tagaytay again! While traversing the boring SLEX, the husband will start cracking corny tales. Me? I enjoy listening to Katy Perry and sing my heart out to '90s music. So that's exactly how I will behave en route to Tagaytay. I will not do any backseat driving because I fully entrust my fate on the road to my husband these days. And it's my birthday anyway! I will not stress myself over SLEX and its goddamn VAT.
..... to be continued.
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